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It was all go on today's episode of This Morning as a Tourette's sufferer branded Phil a "k**b" earlier in the programme.
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He must also complete up to 30 days of a rehabilitation activity requirement and pay £1,200 costs.
The 58-year-old Celebrity Big Brother housemate and stand-up comedian had the nation in tears as innuendoes rolled off his tongue as he chatted about his upcoming panto production of Dick Whittington. Julian Clary panto interview is…I'm crying," continued a second.
He started: "Elaine Paige is playing the queen rat and she is very naughty… " This Morning viewers were in completely stitches as they watched Julian drop X-rated gags left, right and centre, and raced to comment on Twitter. A third laughed: "Julian Clary on this morning has me crying laughing!
You have lost your good character and your good name" he said.
Judge Cole sentenced him to 12 months in prison but suspended the sentence for two years.